It is entirely intriguing what people post on Facebook. You can learn so much about people by the information they put on their profiles. Here are a few I found to be comical, and unfortunately a seemingly good representation of the current state of American Christianity.

Is that what Church is now, an activity?

 

Remarkable! At first glance it seems as though “Christian” is an adjective that modifies “Calvinist.” Sometimes the two terms do seem to get switched around… (Please don’t sic your Calvanist ninjas on me.) And I wasn’t aware we had a universal Christian political view. Maybe we can give this patron the benefit of the doubt and assume he is referring to a future Theocracy?

Music and God and Pineapples all on the same level. Does the Creator of the universe deserve such a position?